October 2011
1 post
Settling
Why do the wrong things always feel like the right thing to do?
September 2011
1 post
fuck
here we go. this time it’s for real, no fear necessary. time to put all my cards on the table and play the game and see who wins. i’m pretty competitive so get ready for a challenge, because I’m not losing without a fight.
August 2011
2 posts
Take: 156,566,987
Liking someone is hard. You decide to let your walls down and give him an open invitation hoping he’ll drop by your heart cafe and leave a tip. Then he walks in, takes a seat, and peruses the menu to see if there’s anything worth committing to…
I was raised watching soap operas and romantic comedies where it was routine for one character to chase the other until the other...
Picking Daysi
I give this girl a place to stay when she was couch surfing, having to roam the streets till it was safe for her to sneak back into her (still in the closet) girlfriend’s house. I then offer her a place to stay for a reasonable price. We had a blast living together. She was fun and uplifting, and very optimistic. I really enjoyed her presence. Then 5 months later I have lease problems with...
March 2011
4 posts
Final Judgements
It would be silly to think I would get away with the things I do unscathed. God has repeatedly given me chances to better myself, and he’s been continuously making examples out of my dearest friends of what will happen if I didn’t stop, and he is done trying to warn me. I don’t know yet, but I have a feeling he’s officially condemned me to a life of pure hell. I have that...
honeysugar asked: how are you doing?
your posts are becoming more and more infrequent, I miss them!
your posts are becoming more and more infrequent, I miss them!
Believe In Me
I’m more real than Jesus, so why wouldn’t you?!
Gag. So, I’ve been losing weight due to my lack of income. FINALLY! Being poor has done some good for me! It’s been a crazy-weird last two and a half months. Started the new year by ditching the possibility of something more with an old flame, to start a new flame with an unstable, fem, bottom, to just end up cheating on him...
October 2010
1 post
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
I loved it when you complimented me on my good looks and my loser-of-a-laugh. You’d say I was pretty close to perfect and that being with me was a life goal. I’d blush and giggle. You’d do that sexy chuckle and I’d do the opposite of melt. But it turns out, it was all a bunch of Bow Chicka Wow Wow…Wow..
May 2010
1 post
The Never Ending Story
I’m the kind of person that can’t get over things until I write it down somewhere and get all the emotional turmoil out of my system. So, please, let me apologize ahead of time for the clusterfuck you are about to endure.
I’m pretty fucking awesome.
-and I’m not just saying that because I’m me, because if I were someone else I’d love me too. I really...
April 2010
1 post
Why am I such a dirty whore?
…because you’re a dirty whore, and I like competition.
March 2010
3 posts
Elimidate Round One:
01. Wednesdate
02. Thursdate 3
03. Mondate
04. Thursdate 2
05. Thursdate 1
06. Sundate
07. Fridate
Seems like thursdays are good days for dates.
Fag, pleeeease!
01. You have wholes in your teeth.
02. You’re fake tooth is broken.
03. You’re balding at 21.
04. You’re a wannabe top.
05. You have an old ass NEXTEL phone.
06. You’re gayer than Lady Gaga
…and still, for some reason, I like you. It must be:
07. Your manly eyebrows.
08. Your height.
09. Your confidence.
10. Your generosity.
11. Your sense of humor.
12....
It's A Hurt Buffet.
I keep trying to tell myself that I’m just gonna have fun and just date (And boy did I Date!), but it’s not for me.
From Sunday (02/28) to Friday (03/05) I have been out and about with seven guys. (That’s seven guys in six days.) They are all so different from eachother in almost every way possible. It’s crazy how many different people are out there, but it doesn’t...
February 2010
4 posts
MEN: American VS European
I went on two dates (one on Thursday and one on Friday) and I couldn’t help but notice how different these two guys were. Besides the fact that one was a born and raised New Yorker from the US and the other is originally from Italy, the American was 21 and the Italian was 34.
I don’t feel like describing the differences from the dates so I shall simply list ‘em.
AMERICAN: One...
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You Give Me Bubble-Gut!
Ugh! Twas a long day and I’m glad it’s coming to an end after this late night entry. Things are going wild in my life. It may not be CRAZY-WILD, but it sure is wild enough. My aunt in Puerto Rico is getting on my last nerve, I’ll be working with an old flame starting tomorrow, I’m ditching an annoying friend to go spend some time with a really sweet guy; I really like him....
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January 2010
14 posts
10 DVDs I Need To Buy:
1) Pretty Persuasion
2) The Virgin Suicides
3) Practical Magic
4) Mean Girls
5) Potion No. 9
6) Last House On The Left (BOUGHT IT)
7) Mysterious Skin
8) Kinsy
9) Shortbus
10) According To Greta (BOUGHT IT)
I Get an 'A' for 'Lack of Effort'
I’m keeping my distance.
I will not call you.
I will not text you.
I will not ask about you.
I will not make any effort what-so-ever to see how you’re doing.
You don’t deserve my attention, and I’m glad I’ve come to that understanding because there are so many other guys out there that are taller, cuter, funnier, and better in bed than you are. It was fun while...
Don't Leave Any Bite Marks.
I kinda have a habit of doing things that come back to bite me in the ass.
With all the time I spend thinking you would think I’d make better decisions in life, but for some odd reason…I don’t. I lie, I get attached, and I procrastinate. I know those things won’t help me get anywhere close to where I want to be, but I can’t help it. It’s like I have an...
“I’m going to live my life the way I want to. You can try and stop me, but...”
– pedro gee
It's Not So Complicated...But It Is.
We had an amazing night!
To think the day started out with an e-mail from HIS boyfriend. When I first met HIM, he had a hickey on his neck and his facebook and myspace said he was in a relationship. I never asked about the hickey, cuz we just met and I, myself, like to dally in the random wild night hookups. Lol But once I was sure I was into this guy I asked him if he was in a relationship. He...
I'm Commercial.
I’m not too deep and I’m not too shallow. It’s always been who I am. I never got along with just one group, I got along with everyone, but whether I liked them was a different story. I always got stuck with some people I didn’t like, just because I appealed to them. Obviously, my job as a commercial human being is to please the customer, so I became friends with these...
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“You taste better through a straw.”
– pedro gee
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Dear Guido,
I hate that you can make feel this way. I feel desperate when I’m around you, because all I want to do is hold you and kiss you and have you kiss me back like the old times. I wanna tell you how cute you look when you do that face you do on your with your face. I want to hug you and not make you feel uncomfortable. I’m so insecure about every little thing I do because I’m not...
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You're Like The Grand Canyon (Back Story)
Welcome to my first tumblr post. As you can see my blog is entitled, “You’re Like The Grand Canyon”, and so is this post. Now here’s the back story…
I was chatting with my friend Alex on Meebo because I’m at work and can’t download AIM onto the computer (although I could watch DEXTER all day if I wanted to) and he asked me how big my ex’s penis was....